I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
This is classic penis vs brain.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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