my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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