new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
So. Much. Porn.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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