She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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