Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Randomize
