After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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