i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
