if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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