Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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