Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I want to walk on stilts...naked
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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