Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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