it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
In America we eat man semen.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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