Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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