the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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