Non-Jews are for practice
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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