wakey wakey hands off snakey
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
