we're blogging at a bar
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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