We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize
