Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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