I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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