That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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