@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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