I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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