How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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