Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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