Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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