The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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