my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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