This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
After tacos, we're chasing women.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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