You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I don't deserve a penis
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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