Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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