Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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