if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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