it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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