sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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