But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Randomize
