I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You were trust falling into bushes
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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