I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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