Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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