I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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