The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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