I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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