She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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