oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
so much tequila, so little girl.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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