You're my little dorito
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
