I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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