how can u be prego again
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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