You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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