doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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