I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
How's work?
Spinning.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
